Sorry that i've been away for ages! I've no excuse apart from all the celebs must have been busy twanking. They've finished now and they are back, that means i am too!!
Jason Twanking Manford
I can't take credit for the word 'Twanking' but it's a good word!! So JM has left The One Show after confessing to Gordan Smart from the Sun that he had dirty sexy twitter fun with up to 12 fans. You slag bag!!
Now i like JM, i've seen him twice this year, it doesn't make me like him any less, i just think he's a bit of a fool. He's due a baby in 3 weeks. I'm sure when they grow up, they'll be very proud :-s
Wills & Kate
So the ugly Prince finally proposed to the soon to be hot Princess. There is a fairytale in there somewhere!! Although Kate bores me, i think she might turn out to be something of a LEGEND.
I hope her and Harry get wrecked at the wedding and throw some wicked moves.
I know it's been discussed a bit, but i think the engagement ring is wrong. I say send it to Cash my Gold.com and get some lolly for one you really really want.
I'm a 'Celeb'
OMG Gillian what the hell are you doing in there. I hope Alison Hammond comes in and eats you! That would be some bush tucker trial.
Also, has anyone else noticed that there is a serious lack of celebs on the show. I mclove Stacey and Lembit. I cannot stand Nigel or Gillian. I'd happily throw them out a helicopter, no parachute!!
McFly
I'm loving their new song and also the special McFly vs The Saturdays Strictly Come Dancing Special. For the McFly team it will be drummer boy Harry shaking his thing. Check him out!!
Also, he's dancing with Ola Jordan. I LOVE her!!!!!!!!
Anyways, that's me done for now!! I'll be back soon!!
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We'll i mentioned it two weeks ago............
Prince William has proposed to Kate Middleton and they'll get married next year! I'm bored already!!
Anyways i'll be back soon!!
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Nadine Coyle
Ouch, it's got to hurt that you've only sold 117 copies of your first single. Although, that's 117 actual copies, it's not including downloads but still. Also, does anyone else find the whole 'My single only sells in Tesco' thing strange? Oh yeah and Cheryl has just been announced as the biggest selling female artist of 2010. Now that's got to hurt!! 1-0 to Chezza..
Sugar VS Moyles
So Alan Sugar has taken a pop at Chris 'i ate a DJ' Moyles. Chris Moyles had said on his radio show that Lord Sugar, Sir Alan, The small man with the beard is abusing Twitter to sell his book. I reckon that's fair enough actually. Looks like Big / Small Al' was having none of it and decided to start abusing Chris Moyles on Twitter and talking about worms, bit strange. Anyway, i don't really get it, i thought Chris Moyles L-O-V-E-D sugar?!
Charlie is Sheening
So the latest episode of Two and a Half Men aired in America on Monday and ratings show it was up 7% in the viewing figures. Genius. Maybe we should tell some Z list celebs this is the way to go! It's worked for Coke, ok Kate, Moss and Kerry Katona! I know you're thinking 'Kerry Katona, really?' Eh yu to the hu, she opened Paris Fashion week!! Ok it was Liverpool Fashion week but still.....
Kelly is Jackin'
So Kelly Brooke and Jack Whitehall have been spotted getting in on!! Lush!! Well not really but i think it kind of works!! I like Jack and i like Kelly - OMG, it's like the Osbourne's, sorry but that's just popped into my head, she's a bit dull but not that much! Maybe they'll run off to their own Love Island, see what i've done there!!
That's all, i'm off to eat my Chicken Noodle Soup!!!
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Sorry for the slightly disgusting title but it will make sense soon...
Alex Reid & SlagBag
So both Alex Reid and Katie Price have confirmed that IVF hasn't worked for them. I think the big JC is trying to let you two know it's not a good idea to re-produce! Can you imagine the issues that kid would have.
The good news is that Alex Reid also confirmed he has super sperm - Lush! Eh not so much! What is wrong with you Roxanne!! To be fair, i think Alex's is alright it's her i can't stand!!
Gavin & Peter up a tree
Well they are both the colour of mahogany... Peter Andre has 'came out' to say he really looks up to Gavin Henson! Gay much??
According to Andre, Gavin always use to look up to him and his abs when he was younger. Now Peter looks up to him because 'all the women want Gavin'. I think he's clearly including himself in that. Get a room lads.
Get your ring out Willie
So Prince William is about to pop the question to Kate 'Yawn' Middleton!! I know some die hard royalists are going to pee themselves with excitement when it happens but i don't get it. He's not hot, he's not handsome and lets all face it, he's no Harry, he's a Leg End!
Princess Kate, good luck. Just don't go any late night driving in Paris ya hear!! I love DI!!!!
Kate Moss
She cut her own fringe according to Heatworld! Seriously, this made it on Heat!? I guess it's better than cutting a line of coke chump!!
So there is blog number 6 i think!! I hope you enjoy!!
Oh and Starbucks get their Crimbo cups tomorrow, exciting!!!
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Lily Allen
It's being reported that Lily Allen has lost her second baby!! Sooo sad!! She was 6 months pregnant!! Gutting!!
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So today i've been finding out:
Stephen Fry
So after being 'mis-quoted' saying women don't actually enjoy getting jiggy with it, he's decided to leave Twitter. Now as someone who has followed him on Twitter, this isn't the worse thing in the world. As much a i like him, he's rather dull!! Also, he's a massive man lover so how would he know if women enjoy a bit of lovin' or not? Anything to get yourself out there Stephen!!
Holly Willyboobie
She's preggers with her second child!! Congratulations. Now she is one person who i actually really like. Nothing about her annoys me at all!! So i'm actually kind of chuffed!! Also, can you now imagine the dresses she'll be wearing on DOI! She'll be getting all 6's for that effort!!
John Leslie
He's been dropped from I'm a Celeb! Let's face it, it's probably for the best. There are enough wild animals who can't control themselves without adding another one called John!! I can't stand him! I do miss wheel of Fortune though, that was class! Not Class A like the stuff he puts in his nose!
Jay Kay vs Dannii & Cheryl
So he has the worst timing ever or just a really clever PR stunt! He gave the NOTW an interview saying he doesn't really agree with the X Factor and that Dannii & Cheryl are talentless!! Ouch!!!
So he goes on the show, does his thing and Dannii & Cheryl don't stand or clap!! Well done, he's clearly a massive tool!!
Robbie Williams
I can't stand you!! He's now bleating on that he loves Wagner from the X Factor (he's probably more talented than you) and that he hates all the Cher bullies!! Who's bullying her?? No one, we're just saying she's rubbish! That's allowed!! Get over yourself and stop trying to get headlines!!
Blog 5 done! It's a quick one as i'm starving!!
See you!!
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Awww man!!! I'm annoyed for two reasons!!
Number 1
Felicity and Vincent didn't leave the show!! It sucks, it should have been them! She is so dull, i'd rather be watching Cameron Diaz and flicking my light switch!!!
Number 2
Tina and Jared did leave the show!! It sucks too!! Ok so i never wanted her to win the show but that was far to early for her to leave. I reckon if the judges still had a decision in it, we would have been saying bye to Felicity and Vincent!! But whatevs!!!
Alice Cooper
I'm loving him! It does just remind me of coming home from Alton Towers and hearing Llara and Fiona belt out that song!! Amazing!!!
Also, my straight man crush, Ola was back and looking hot in pleather doing the dancing!!
Ghostbusters
So many reasons that shouldn't have worked but it did!! I'm finally beginning to like Anton!! Also Artem and Robin were pretty good in the dance too!!
Showdancers
You can all let the door hit you on the ass as you leave TV Centre! All apart from Mr Waite that is!! They are awful. I've never liked Darren but now i really dislike him.
Bring Ian back to the main show and get rid of the rest!
Claudia
Is defo preggers!!! I've thought it for a while but the bump was out tonight! Let me be the first to say congrats!!
So i wasn't quite right in my guess but kinda close. I must try harder next week!! Hope you've enjoyed!
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Second blog - Here we go, it's Strictly tastic!!
So at first i wasn't really sure about the Halloween theme, to my knowledge, they don't usually do it! I blame the lunar calendar.
Those were my thoughts until the first dance - Hi there dancers!! They were amazing. I love Matthew but found it a bit strange that he was back with his vest! Artem however had no such vest!! I'm also thinking i'll be wearing guy liner at work from now on!! Oh and did you see the MASSIVE split it Tess's dress - Dirrrtttyy!!
So onto the proper dances:
Pamela & James - It didn't work! I'm a massive fan of both of them but it was to fun and and pop like. I know it's a Jive and it's meant to have certain amounts of that but it didn't match the music for me! They both looked good and it was a good dance but i thought it would be much better!
Tina & Jared - Firstly, i'm surprised the Argentine Tango is on the show so early! It's always a semi final dance so the dancers are usually better due to all the extra weeks they have trained.
So now i've said that, i'm going for frickin good effort. I've always thought she was quite boring and dull but not tonight. She was like a super slutty Sandy, good look and she had good moves. It's a hard dance and it's only week 5!! Craig, it wasn't boring at all.
Kara & Artem - Did anyone else think Kara looked like Victoria Beckham - She did!! The dance was awesome and it was a well deserved score!
Patsy & Robin - I like Patsy but it was shit! I don't care what the judges say, i was bored!
Felicity & Vincent - Oh stop doing the splits old lady, you bore me stupid! Get off my TV
Jimi and Flavia - Ohhh, i liked it!! I'm also enjoy spotting Jimi's ever growing selection of Ink! I'm a massive tattoo fan! Anyway, the dance was good but this was mainly due to Flavia!! Poor cape action Jimi, i did better with a bath towel earlier, good hair though!
Michelle & Brendon - Finally a personality! That was the only good thing though! I enjoyed the rant though with Brendon and Len!
Gavin & Katya - I enjoyed for six reasons, all of which were on his torso!! He deserved much better marks and praise for that dance!
Scott & Natalie - Ohhhh Scott!!! That was amazing, for week 5 that was great! I know none of the tech terms for what they were doing but it was brilliant!!
Ann & Anton - Credit where credit is due. For her age, that was quite amazing! She makes me laugh and i enjoyed her performance far more than Felicity!!!
Matt & Aliona - Again, it was the Argentine Tango and it didn't really work out for them. Really good lifts though!! High 5!!
So those are my thoughts! Also, get rid of Bruce and just get Claudia in full time!
Who do i think will go you ask, well, ask no more.........................
Felicity and Vincent - My fingers are crossed anyway!!
Hope you all enjoyed!!!
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Ok, so here goes!! My first ever blog, i hope you enjoy!
Most people i know are all about the fashion blogs and they are excellent! I would suck at that so i'm going for Celeb Dirt in the form of MoffatGossip! Moffat being the name and Gossip being the game you see!!
So i've found out the following amazingness:
Mariah - Sing it to me - Carey
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are expecting their first baby - That kid is going to be seriously cute! I wonder if it will come out singing, i do hope so!! Congrats - I'm pretty confident they wont be reading my blog to see me say congrats but i'm a polite young man regardless.
Matt Morrison & Face Ache (Cameron Diazzzzz)
The Lush a Licious Matt Morrison is possibly / possibly not dating Cameron Diaz. I hope to baby jesus that it isn't true. She'll take all the Glee out of him with her dullness.
I know people may disagree, that's allowed, but please, i find light switches more exciting than her. DO NOT DO IT MATT!
Natalie Cassidy AKA Sonia Jackson
The curvy size 12 actress - insert massive **COUGH** here - is about to debut in her very own reality show about becoming a mum for the first time. Now, i'm a reality TV addict but even i draw the line at a fly on the wall Cassidy Child Birth special. Oh no, that i will not be watching. I do not want to see your trumpet Sonia Jackson / Fowler.
Charlie VS Charlie
Ohh Charlie Sheen, why oh why have you been photographed with your nose covered in, well, charlie? Now i know when i'm a massive Hollywood star there will be lots of temptations in my way, but i like to think i'd just appreciate what i had and just sniff all my money and nothing else.
Oh i do hope he can fix himself. The main reason being because i love Two and a Half Men but also because he does seem kind of nice. The good news is that the cleaner than clean star that is Robert Downey Jr has offered to step in and give advice. Is anyone else thinking this is like Amy Winehouse giving Kerry Katona advice? However, if they do want a private place for this meeting, feel free to swing by Casa Moffat. I'll make tea and biscuits and maybe even coconut balls, they are amazing.
X Factor
I'm not going to be commenting on this until 'Twisted Face' Cher and 'Get your highlights done' Katie are out the competition. According to the word on the street, i may not get to watch the X Factor at all as, according to the sources, they are pretty good.
Ah well, that means more time for..................
Strictly Come Dancing
My favourite TV show at this time of year. I actually love it, even Ann and her flying Tango.
I'm going to try and comment on this most Saturday nights and i'm also going to try and guess who will go on the Sunday show... Ohhh, how exciting i hear you all cry..
So, my first blog is complete. You can love it or hate it but i've rather enjoyed doing it. I'll post my next one after Strictly tonight!
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