Sunday, 31 October 2010

Let me flick your switch!!

Awww man!!!  I'm annoyed for two reasons!!


Number 1

Felicity and Vincent didn't leave the show!!  It sucks, it should have been them!  She is so dull, i'd rather be watching Cameron Diaz and flicking my light switch!!! 


Number 2

Tina and Jared did leave the show!!  It sucks too!!  Ok so i never wanted her to win the show but that was far to early for her to leave.  I reckon if the judges still had a decision in it, we would have been saying bye to Felicity and Vincent!!  But whatevs!!!


Alice Cooper

I'm loving him!  It does just remind me of coming home from Alton Towers and hearing Llara and Fiona belt out that song!!  Amazing!!! 
Also, my straight man crush, Ola was back and looking hot in pleather doing the dancing!!


Ghostbusters

So many reasons that shouldn't have worked but it did!!  I'm finally beginning to like Anton!!  Also Artem and Robin were pretty good in the dance too!!


Showdancers

You can all let the door hit you on the ass as you leave TV Centre!  All apart from Mr Waite that is!!  They are awful.  I've never liked Darren but now i really dislike him.
Bring Ian back to the main show and get rid of the rest!


Claudia

Is defo preggers!!!  I've thought it for a while but the bump was out tonight!  Let me be the first to say congrats!!


So i wasn't quite right in my guess but kinda close.  I must try harder next week!!  Hope you've enjoyed!


IMO

Saturday, 30 October 2010

Get your split out for the boys!!!

Second blog - Here we go, it's Strictly tastic!!

So at first i wasn't really sure about the Halloween theme, to my knowledge, they don't usually do it!  I blame the lunar calendar. 

Those were my thoughts until the first dance - Hi there dancers!!  They were amazing.  I love Matthew but found it a bit strange that he was back with his vest!  Artem however had no such vest!!  I'm also thinking i'll be wearing guy liner at work from now on!!  Oh and did you see the MASSIVE split it Tess's dress - Dirrrtttyy!!

So onto the proper dances:

Pamela & James - It didn't work!  I'm a massive fan of both of them but it was to fun and and pop like.  I know it's a Jive and it's meant to have certain amounts of that but it didn't match the music for me!  They both looked good and it was a good dance but i thought it would be much better!

Tina & Jared - Firstly, i'm surprised the Argentine Tango is on the show so early!  It's always a semi final dance so the dancers are usually better due to all the extra weeks they have trained.
So now i've said that, i'm going for frickin good effort.  I've always thought she was quite boring and dull but not tonight.  She was like a super slutty Sandy, good look and she had good moves.  It's a hard dance and it's only week 5!!  Craig, it wasn't boring at all.

Kara & Artem - Did anyone else think Kara looked like Victoria Beckham - She did!!  The dance was awesome and it was a well deserved score!

Patsy & Robin - I like Patsy but it was shit!  I don't care what the judges say, i was bored!

Felicity & Vincent - Oh stop doing the splits old lady, you bore me stupid!  Get off my TV

Jimi and Flavia - Ohhh, i liked it!!  I'm also enjoy spotting Jimi's ever growing selection of Ink!  I'm a massive tattoo fan!  Anyway, the dance was good but this was mainly due to Flavia!!  Poor cape action Jimi, i did better with a bath towel earlier, good hair though!

Michelle & Brendon - Finally a personality!  That was the only good thing though!  I enjoyed the rant though with Brendon and Len!

Gavin & Katya - I enjoyed for six reasons, all of which were on his torso!!  He deserved much better marks and praise for that dance!

Scott & Natalie - Ohhhh Scott!!!  That was amazing, for week 5 that was great!  I know none of the tech terms for what they were doing but it was brilliant!! 

Ann & Anton - Credit where credit is due.  For her age, that was quite amazing!  She makes me laugh and i enjoyed her performance far more than Felicity!!!

Matt & Aliona - Again, it was the Argentine Tango and it didn't really work out for them.  Really good lifts though!!  High 5!!


So those are my thoughts!  Also, get rid of Bruce and just get Claudia in full time!
Who do i think will go you ask, well, ask no more.........................

Felicity and Vincent - My fingers are crossed anyway!!

Hope you all enjoyed!!!

IMO

Get your trumpet out.. I'd actually rather you didn't!

Ok, so here goes!!  My first ever blog, i hope you enjoy!

Most people i know are all about the fashion blogs and they are excellent!  I would suck at that so i'm going for Celeb Dirt in the form of MoffatGossip!  Moffat being the name and Gossip being the game you see!!

So i've found out the following amazingness:


Mariah - Sing it to me - Carey

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are expecting their first baby - That kid is going to be seriously cute!  I wonder if it will come out singing, i do hope so!!  Congrats - I'm pretty confident they wont be reading my blog to see me say congrats but i'm a polite young man regardless.


Matt Morrison & Face Ache (Cameron Diazzzzz)

The Lush a Licious Matt Morrison is possibly / possibly not dating Cameron Diaz.  I hope to baby jesus that it isn't true.  She'll take all the Glee out of him with her dullness.
I know people may disagree, that's allowed, but please, i find light switches more exciting than her.  DO NOT DO IT MATT!


Natalie Cassidy AKA Sonia Jackson

The curvy size 12 actress - insert massive **COUGH** here - is about to debut in her very own reality show about becoming a mum for the first time.  Now, i'm a reality TV addict but even i draw the line at a fly on the wall Cassidy Child Birth special.  Oh no, that i will not be watching.  I do not want to see your trumpet Sonia Jackson / Fowler.


Charlie VS Charlie

Ohh Charlie Sheen, why oh why have you been photographed with your nose covered in, well, charlie?  Now i know when i'm a massive Hollywood star there will be lots of temptations in my way, but i like to think i'd just appreciate what i had and just sniff all my money and nothing else.
Oh i do hope he can fix himself.  The main reason being because i love Two and a Half Men but also because he does seem kind of nice.  The good news is that the cleaner than clean star that is Robert Downey Jr has offered to step in and give advice.  Is anyone else thinking this is like Amy Winehouse giving Kerry Katona advice?  However, if they do want a private place for this meeting, feel free to swing by Casa Moffat.  I'll make tea and biscuits and maybe even coconut balls, they are amazing.


X Factor

I'm not going to be commenting on this until 'Twisted Face' Cher and 'Get your highlights done' Katie are out the competition.  According to the word on the street, i may not get to watch the X Factor at all as, according to the sources, they are pretty good.
Ah well, that means more time for..................


Strictly Come Dancing

My favourite TV show at this time of year.  I actually love it, even Ann and her flying Tango.
I'm going to try and comment on this most Saturday nights and i'm also going to try and guess who will go on the Sunday show...  Ohhh, how exciting i hear you all cry..


So, my first blog is complete.  You can love it or hate it but i've rather enjoyed doing it.  I'll post my next one after Strictly tonight!


IMO!