Sorry that i've been away for ages! I've no excuse apart from all the celebs must have been busy twanking. They've finished now and they are back, that means i am too!!
Jason Twanking Manford
I can't take credit for the word 'Twanking' but it's a good word!! So JM has left The One Show after confessing to Gordan Smart from the Sun that he had dirty sexy twitter fun with up to 12 fans. You slag bag!!
Now i like JM, i've seen him twice this year, it doesn't make me like him any less, i just think he's a bit of a fool. He's due a baby in 3 weeks. I'm sure when they grow up, they'll be very proud :-s
Wills & Kate
So the ugly Prince finally proposed to the soon to be hot Princess. There is a fairytale in there somewhere!! Although Kate bores me, i think she might turn out to be something of a LEGEND.
I hope her and Harry get wrecked at the wedding and throw some wicked moves.
I know it's been discussed a bit, but i think the engagement ring is wrong. I say send it to Cash my Gold.com and get some lolly for one you really really want.
I'm a 'Celeb'
OMG Gillian what the hell are you doing in there. I hope Alison Hammond comes in and eats you! That would be some bush tucker trial.
Also, has anyone else noticed that there is a serious lack of celebs on the show. I mclove Stacey and Lembit. I cannot stand Nigel or Gillian. I'd happily throw them out a helicopter, no parachute!!
McFly
I'm loving their new song and also the special McFly vs The Saturdays Strictly Come Dancing Special. For the McFly team it will be drummer boy Harry shaking his thing. Check him out!!
Also, he's dancing with Ola Jordan. I LOVE her!!!!!!!!
Anyways, that's me done for now!! I'll be back soon!!
IMO
We'll i mentioned it two weeks ago............
Prince William has proposed to Kate Middleton and they'll get married next year! I'm bored already!!
Anyways i'll be back soon!!
IMO
Nadine Coyle
Ouch, it's got to hurt that you've only sold 117 copies of your first single. Although, that's 117 actual copies, it's not including downloads but still. Also, does anyone else find the whole 'My single only sells in Tesco' thing strange? Oh yeah and Cheryl has just been announced as the biggest selling female artist of 2010. Now that's got to hurt!! 1-0 to Chezza..
Sugar VS Moyles
So Alan Sugar has taken a pop at Chris 'i ate a DJ' Moyles. Chris Moyles had said on his radio show that Lord Sugar, Sir Alan, The small man with the beard is abusing Twitter to sell his book. I reckon that's fair enough actually. Looks like Big / Small Al' was having none of it and decided to start abusing Chris Moyles on Twitter and talking about worms, bit strange. Anyway, i don't really get it, i thought Chris Moyles L-O-V-E-D sugar?!
Charlie is Sheening
So the latest episode of Two and a Half Men aired in America on Monday and ratings show it was up 7% in the viewing figures. Genius. Maybe we should tell some Z list celebs this is the way to go! It's worked for Coke, ok Kate, Moss and Kerry Katona! I know you're thinking 'Kerry Katona, really?' Eh yu to the hu, she opened Paris Fashion week!! Ok it was Liverpool Fashion week but still.....
Kelly is Jackin'
So Kelly Brooke and Jack Whitehall have been spotted getting in on!! Lush!! Well not really but i think it kind of works!! I like Jack and i like Kelly - OMG, it's like the Osbourne's, sorry but that's just popped into my head, she's a bit dull but not that much! Maybe they'll run off to their own Love Island, see what i've done there!!
That's all, i'm off to eat my Chicken Noodle Soup!!!
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Sorry for the slightly disgusting title but it will make sense soon...
Alex Reid & SlagBag
So both Alex Reid and Katie Price have confirmed that IVF hasn't worked for them. I think the big JC is trying to let you two know it's not a good idea to re-produce! Can you imagine the issues that kid would have.
The good news is that Alex Reid also confirmed he has super sperm - Lush! Eh not so much! What is wrong with you Roxanne!! To be fair, i think Alex's is alright it's her i can't stand!!
Gavin & Peter up a tree
Well they are both the colour of mahogany... Peter Andre has 'came out' to say he really looks up to Gavin Henson! Gay much??
According to Andre, Gavin always use to look up to him and his abs when he was younger. Now Peter looks up to him because 'all the women want Gavin'. I think he's clearly including himself in that. Get a room lads.
Get your ring out Willie
So Prince William is about to pop the question to Kate 'Yawn' Middleton!! I know some die hard royalists are going to pee themselves with excitement when it happens but i don't get it. He's not hot, he's not handsome and lets all face it, he's no Harry, he's a Leg End!
Princess Kate, good luck. Just don't go any late night driving in Paris ya hear!! I love DI!!!!
Kate Moss
She cut her own fringe according to Heatworld! Seriously, this made it on Heat!? I guess it's better than cutting a line of coke chump!!
So there is blog number 6 i think!! I hope you enjoy!!
Oh and Starbucks get their Crimbo cups tomorrow, exciting!!!
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Lily Allen
It's being reported that Lily Allen has lost her second baby!! Sooo sad!! She was 6 months pregnant!! Gutting!!
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So today i've been finding out:
Stephen Fry
So after being 'mis-quoted' saying women don't actually enjoy getting jiggy with it, he's decided to leave Twitter. Now as someone who has followed him on Twitter, this isn't the worse thing in the world. As much a i like him, he's rather dull!! Also, he's a massive man lover so how would he know if women enjoy a bit of lovin' or not? Anything to get yourself out there Stephen!!
Holly Willyboobie
She's preggers with her second child!! Congratulations. Now she is one person who i actually really like. Nothing about her annoys me at all!! So i'm actually kind of chuffed!! Also, can you now imagine the dresses she'll be wearing on DOI! She'll be getting all 6's for that effort!!
John Leslie
He's been dropped from I'm a Celeb! Let's face it, it's probably for the best. There are enough wild animals who can't control themselves without adding another one called John!! I can't stand him! I do miss wheel of Fortune though, that was class! Not Class A like the stuff he puts in his nose!
Jay Kay vs Dannii & Cheryl
So he has the worst timing ever or just a really clever PR stunt! He gave the NOTW an interview saying he doesn't really agree with the X Factor and that Dannii & Cheryl are talentless!! Ouch!!!
So he goes on the show, does his thing and Dannii & Cheryl don't stand or clap!! Well done, he's clearly a massive tool!!
Robbie Williams
I can't stand you!! He's now bleating on that he loves Wagner from the X Factor (he's probably more talented than you) and that he hates all the Cher bullies!! Who's bullying her?? No one, we're just saying she's rubbish! That's allowed!! Get over yourself and stop trying to get headlines!!
Blog 5 done! It's a quick one as i'm starving!!
See you!!
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