Twanking

Sorry that i've been away for ages!  I've no excuse apart from all the celebs must have been busy twanking.  They've finished now and they are back, that means i am too!!

Jason Twanking Manford

I can't take credit for the word 'Twanking' but it's a good word!!  So JM has left The One Show after confessing to Gordan Smart from the Sun that he had dirty sexy twitter fun with up to 12 fans.  You slag bag!!

Now i like JM, i've seen him twice this year, it doesn't make me like him any less, i just think he's a bit of a fool.  He's due a baby in 3 weeks.  I'm sure when they grow up, they'll be very proud :-s

Wills & Kate

So the ugly Prince finally proposed to the soon to be hot Princess.  There is a fairytale in there somewhere!!  Although Kate bores me, i think she might turn out to be something of a LEGEND. 

I hope her and Harry get wrecked at the wedding and throw some wicked moves. 

I know it's been discussed a bit, but i think the engagement ring is wrong.  I say send it to Cash my Gold.com and get some lolly for one you really really want.

I'm a 'Celeb'

OMG Gillian what the hell are you doing in there.  I hope Alison Hammond comes in and eats you!  That would be some bush tucker trial.

Also, has anyone else noticed that there is a serious lack of celebs on the show.  I mclove Stacey and Lembit.  I cannot stand Nigel or Gillian.  I'd happily throw them out a helicopter, no parachute!!

McFly

I'm loving their new song and also the special McFly vs The Saturdays Strictly Come Dancing Special.  For the McFly team it will be drummer boy Harry shaking his thing.  Check him out!!

Also, he's dancing with Ola Jordan.  I LOVE her!!!!!!!!

Anyways, that's me done for now!!  I'll be back soon!!

IMO